Reverse Immigration and Immigration to Russia and Cheboksary

So you want to immigrate to Cheboksary?

Quick Fact:
According to Cheboksary's OVIR (Office of Visas and Registration), there are 83 Americans living in the city on a permanent basis. They range from 60-93 years old. These are not Russians who came back to their home country after working in the United States. They are true blue American old farts who dumped their sagging wives and sought out the Provincial Russian Dream.

Russian skins beating up an immigrant.

Notice the excellent form of the gentleman on the left. He puts his whole hip into it !

Reverse Immigration

Are you a senior citizen and tired of eating dog food? Social Security barely covers the rent? You are 90 years old and want to date an 18 year old blonde?

Anyone can live the Cheboksary Dream!

No other place on earth can a hobbling old man date a supermodel, and provide for her upkeep with the pathetic stipend known as US Social Security. Nowhere else can an apartment be rented for $100 a month besides Congo. Dog food is high in saturated fat, but in Cheboksary eating out in a fancy restaurant costs less than a can of Alpo.

Russians are Hospitable

The path of your immigrant journey is met with a fork in the road, neither of which is less traveled. Should you feel a rusty motorcycle chain hitting your exposed flesh, that is a Russian skinhead welcoming you to his homeland. If you hear a knocking at your door and see a waif like silhouette through the eye hole, that is a hungry student of the Teacher's Training Institute looking for free English lessons and a place to live. Multiple concussions and the human papilloma virus prove you are a true yankee immigrant worthy of this fine land.